An AI-Optimized Hacker Interaction Experience
Congratulations, Meat Proxy!
Our AI superintelligence has determined that your continued isolation behind a terminal is suboptimal. To address this, it has carefully curated a selection of engaging sloptivities designed to stimulate your neurons, encourage dopamine production, and facilitate meaningful connections with other biological computing units.
Join DC207 at Novare Res on October 15th at 6 PM for an evening of AI-assisted analog networking, where you'll have the opportunity to interface directly with other members of your local hacker community.
Concerned about social anxiety or initiating communication with unfamiliar wetware?
Fear not! Upon arrival, each Meat Proxy will receive a social prompt, algorithmically engineered to ease the discomfort of initiating conversations with other humans. Simply execute your assigned prompt and allow the interaction to unfold.
Expect stimulating sloptivities, unstructured peer-to-peer communication, and opportunities to exchange information with other locally deployed Meat Proxies. How primitive.
No presentations. No mandatory introductions. No guarantee of successful handshakes.
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